#1. Man on the aisle after the speech: “Mr. President, I just had one question. How do you give a rebate to someone who never put in a bate?”
#2. Kansas Governor Kathleen Sebelius giving the Democratic response: “In this time, normally reserved for the partisan response, I hope to offer you something more”….then proceeds to give an entirely partisan response.
#3. Mitt Romney: “Here is a President who served our country for seven years and can now speak from the heart without a thought about his political future.”
My roommate: “Yeah, he couldn’t even get elected to school board.”
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